My Dear Anonymous,
I heard through the Wrigley's gumline that you are home with a sore foot. Fred does not have feet, but I do have paws, and I know what it's like when I get something stuck in them. Ouch!
I hope that you are already feeling better, darling Anonymous. Rest up, watch some Ellen, and know that I am thinking of you.
PS: You could never scare me, I promise.