Wednesday, August 29, 2007

It's Good to Be the Dog

Umm, Fred would like 12 million dollars too, please.


Frederick Helmsley

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

The Many Names of Fred

Full Legal Name: Frederick Carter Duboff

Hebrew Name: Eitan Chaim ("strong" and "life")

Backwards Name to Which I Respond Anyway: Derf

Yiddish Name: Derfeleh

Bedroom Name: Mr. Cuddles

Royal Name: Maria Fredericka

Superhero Name: Captain Confused

Don't Ask: Princess Fred

Stripper Name: Candi