Mabel

I'm Fred, and I'm scared of tiny kittens.

This is the newest, most temporary addition to our family. Her name is Mabel. She was found on a subway platform. Why must we take her in? She's tiny and fuzzy and meowy.

Well, okay, this isn't actually a picture of Mabel, but it looks an awful lot like her. There are lots of pictures of yucky little kittens on the Web.

Mama Lizo, please don't do this to me. Please bring home one of those new Benefit gourmet meals to help offset the shock.

An Online Degree for Fred?

Dude, someone commented to my blog and invited me to pursue an online degree. I know I'm getting pretty good with the crayons and I can even write my name, kind of, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a PhD.

I'm Fred, and I'm modest.

Fanny, on the other hand....

Happy to Be Home

Hello, I'm Fred and I'm a homebody.

I am soooo happy to finally be home in our beautiful, freshly painted pre-war apartment. I have my water bowl and my bed and my bully stix and my soap operas.

Please don't make me go to Dog Camp again, Mom.

Love,

Freddy D