I'm Fred, and I'm scared of tiny kittens.
This is the newest, most temporary addition to our family. Her name is Mabel. She was found on a subway platform. Why must we take her in? She's tiny and fuzzy and meowy.
Well, okay, this isn't actually a picture of Mabel, but it looks an awful lot like her. There are lots of pictures of yucky little kittens on the Web.
Mama Lizo, please don't do this to me. Please bring home one of those new Benefit gourmet meals to help offset the shock.