Look, Suri Cruise really exists! Here's her first picture from Vanity Fair.
Ah, I remember the first time my pictures were printed in Cosmopuplitan, when I was a wee pup. It's a special time.
Anyway, sometimes Fred likes babies, and sometimes they make Fred so nervous that he must run from their groping hands and hide in the bedroom. The little ones are especially fond of pulling on Freddy's ears.