Hello, this is guest blogger Fanny Duboff. Fred blogged about his day yesterday and many people have asked to learn more about my exciting life. How could I disappoint my many fans? Here you go, darlings:
6 am: Awaken from Beauty Sleep. First rubdown of the day.
6:15 am: Lead yoga class (I am well-known for my downward dog).
6:45 am: Walk my humans. Dictate memo to Bill Gates.
7 am: Refreshing drink of filtered water. Light breakfast of organic, free-range dog kibble.
7:30 am: Humans finally vacate my living space. Settle down for a Power Nap in air-conditioned bliss.
10 am: Work on novel.
1 pm: Lunch with Hillary Clinton, Oprah, The Dalai Lama, and Bono.
2:30 pm: Chess tournament.
4 pm: Watch Oprah's show while I work on my paintings.
5 pm: The first human arrives home. Walk her, then return home for milkbone smoothie and rubdown.
6 pm: Conference call on my plan for peace in the Middle East.
7 pm: Instruct human on dinner preparation as I lie on rug and growl at Frederick.
8 pm: Power nap.
9 pm: Moonlight meditation walk.
10 pm: Time for my Beauty Sleep!
Kisses,
Fanny
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