Thursday, April 05, 2007

Fred is Being Harassed

Fred does not mean this to be a Poison Fred letter, but our new downstairs neighbors are putting Fred over the edge. They have said that Fanny and I make too much noise when we walk (they say "run") through the apartment! Can you believe this? They did not even bother to speak with me and Fanny about this - they just called the landlord. how do they even know it's us? Maybe it's the noise of Mama Lizo walking through the apartment in her annoying high heels. Maybe it's the sound of Mama Carol crunching on her stupid ice cubes.

Ironically, one of our downstairs neighbors is a drummer. He drums everyday and does Fred complain about this? Noooo, he does not.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fred, I suggest that you contact the ACLU--the American Canine Liberties Union--and have them look into this!

Fred said...

No Justice, no poop!

Anonymous said...

oh I see you have Al Sharpei on the case

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