Maria Ferdinand Carolina

Fred here. We have a new addition to our family and I'm not sure how I feel about it. His name is Maria Ferdinand Carolina, but mom just calls him Ferdinand. He is a goldfish. You'd think a slimy little fish couldn't possibly compete with a furry, loveable dog, but mom seems to like him a lot. Luckily, she's decided to keep him at work, so I won't have to look at his bulging fishy eyes or hear her cooing at him. Blah.