Fred's Wurld

Top Level

2009-12-08T09:29:00.002-05:00

So now Fred wants to see if he can put this together.

First, Fred tried to write a test post.

Then he wrote another post just to see if he could.

Finally, he wrote a third post just for the heck of it.

Fred rocks.

Hello?

2009-11-16T09:50:00.002-05:00

Fred knows that it has been a long time since he has posted. He is wondering, are people still interested in reading his blog? If so, he will resume his posts.

Love always,

Fred.

Third Test

2009-10-03T09:27:00.001-04:00

Wow, Fred really likes to test stuff.

Second test

2009-10-02T09:26:00.001-04:00

Here's another test by Fred.

A test

2009-10-01T09:26:00.001-04:00

Fred is testing this out to see if this will work.

Fred Wants to be a Bissell Boy

2009-02-10T07:44:00.001-05:00

Curiouser and curiouser

2008-11-24T20:42:00.000-05:00

Man Recovering After Being Shot by His Dog

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: November 24, 2008
Filed at 8:24 p.m. ET

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) -- A man who was accidentally shot by a 12-gauge shotgun on Saturday after his dog jumped into a boat is recovering. Matthew Marcum's legs and buttocks were injured in the bizarre incident and he was taken to Legacy Emanuel Hospital & Health Center in Portland.

Marcum's father, Henry, said his 23-year-old son was about to tie up an 11-foot open aluminum boat, when his 3-year-old Labrador, Drake, jumped into the boat.

Matthew Marcum said his dog, Drake, is a good dog and he isn't upset with him.
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Dog Drives Van Into St. James Coffee Shop

2008-11-20T16:19:00.004-05:00

I heard about this on News 12 this morning. I suspect that the dog could be my sister, Fanny. Fanny loves coffee. She loves apple martinis, too, but that's another post.

Mutts Rule

2008-11-18T09:56:00.002-05:00

Fred is very excited by the prospect of a new dog in the White House this January. Like many others, he suggests that the Obama family consider a noble mutt. We make the best dogs!

Perhaps the Obamas could visit Fred's hometown of Pup Washington to make their selection!

Fred Says "Boo"

2008-10-31T17:12:00.003-04:00

Last Saturday, our mamas made me and Fanny dress up in silly costumes and walk in the 2nd Annual Unleashed Halloween Pet Parade. Really, it should be called a Dog Parade. It's not as though any cats or gerbils participated.

Anyway, Fanny picked out an angel costume. I had trouble figuring out what I wanted to be, so Mama Lizo picked out this kinda dorky ladybug costume for me, complete with feelers that velcroed (TM) around my head. Mama Carol said, "That costume is a dress. It's for a girl," but Mama Lizo put it on me anyway.

We did have a slight problem. The costume was a bit big for me, so my wee wee ended up inside the costume. When I did my ceremonial pee-on-a-tree, the pee came out the front! I was so embarassed.

We didn't win any prizes, either. Mama Lizo says that if you have more than one dog, the key is to dress with a theme. You know, like one of us could be peanute butter and the other could be jelly. I call PB!

Killer Duboff

2008-10-19T21:44:00.002-04:00

According to the terms of our contract, Fanny and I are entitled to at least three walks per day, sometimes more. We have, at minimum, the Morning Constitutional and Neighborhood Sniff, the Afternoon Pull 'n' Poo, and the Evening Stargazing Pee.

On Saturday, Mama Lizo agreed to take us for the early morning walk, mostly 'cause Mama Carol shamed her into it. As we ambled down the front stoop (which is on the side, but whatever), Fanny spied a tiny black froo froo dog in a sweater sniffing near our house.

She ran after the tiny dog.

According to the dog's owner, she bit the stupid little thing.

Mama Lizo was very apologetic and told the froo froo dog's froo froo owner to come see her if there are any vet bills. I tried to make friends with the little furry thing, but it bared its teeth at me.

Fred just wants to be friends.

Fred is Feeling Better

2008-05-20T10:44:00.002-04:00

As many of you may know, I had an ear infection. I went to see Dr. Sheila and now I am feeling oh so much better!

Fred has a play mat

2008-03-31T22:17:00.001-04:00

Umm, I know it's been a while.

I've been busy. I have a play mat now. My mommies got it for me at Home Depot.

I will post a picture once I figure out how to press the button with my paw.

Love,

Fred

Fred Hearts Snow

2007-12-13T20:58:00.000-05:00

Ah, snow! Fred loves it. The feeling of snow under his sturdy paws, the sweet sensation of cool flakes falling on his little pink tongue and floppy ears....

For some reason, Mama Lizo doesn't seem to enjoy the snow as much as Fred does. Though it does make it easier to find and scoop up Fred's poo.

Time for Fred's hot chocolate!

Stay warm,

Freddyboy

Fred is Going Grassroots

2007-12-12T12:03:00.000-05:00

If you know Fred, you know that Fred loves him some Oreo Cakesters. And baby carrots. And microwaved 94% fat free popcorn.

But mostly Oreo Cakesters, and that's what this new, grassroots movement is about. If you are a fan of the Oreo Cakester, Fred would like to encourage you to contact Nabisco and ask them to feed our habit with two new versions:

1) the vanilla cake / vanilla creme Cakester

2) the vanilla cake / chocolate creme Cakester.

Here is a link to Nabisco's FAQ and comment form.

Many thanks to Pascale for locating that vital information on the World Wide Woof.

I would send Nabisco a message right now, but my paws and mouth are full of cakey goodness.

Love and Cakesters,

Fred

Fred is Improving His Literacy Skills!

2007-12-10T11:34:00.000-05:00

Fred is so excited to inform you that according to the Blog Readability Test, Fred's blog is written on a Junior High level.

Mama Lizo's blog is on a college (postgrad) level, but she's a nerd.

Love,

Fred

Fred is A-Okay

2007-12-07T08:30:00.000-05:00

A concerned Fredfan wrote to my mommy to ask if I had been de-barked or something. She was worried because it has been so long since my last post.

I am fine, fredfans. I have just been busy with my many projects and activities, including high-fashion modeling, snowboarding, chewing my paws and napping.

I will try to write more in the future. Even when I don't, fredfans, please know that I am always thinking of you.

Woof,

Fred

PS: A few comments wouldn't hurt, either. Fred has feelings too, you know.

Fred is Feeling Harassed

2007-10-22T18:09:00.000-04:00

Mama Lizo and Mama Carol have received several notes from our downstairs neighbors. Here is Mama Lizo's response. She has not shared it with them, but writing it made her feel much better.

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Dear Downstairs Neighbors,

Thank you for your constructive criticism.

As you know, we have attempted to address your concerns by carpeting our apartment and not wearing shoes while we are in our home. Based on your valuable input, we have decided to make some additional improvements, as follows.

The stairway, which is carpeted, is currently our only means of access in and out of our apartment. Apparently, the fact that we occassionally request access to the apartment that we pay to rent (Yes! We do indeed pay lots of rent!) is an issue for you. To address this concern, we plan to enter and exit via the windows instead. A contractor will be by shortly to install a system of pulleys and a large bucket for this purpose. We will of course contact you before entering or leaving to request permission. We will also speak with you before we cook, watch TV, shower, flush the toilet, open a drawer, turn on a light, or any other action that might disturb you.

We understand that the dogs make some noise when they enter and leave the apartment as well. Currently, we either leash the dogs upstairs or let them out unleashed and then harness them up outside. Apparently, neither option is working to your satisfaction. Effective immediately, we will instruct the dogs to relieve themselves in the apartment.

To address other concerns you have about the dogs (ie, occassional barking and tail wagging), we plan to have them de-barked and de-tailed. If the ASPCA complains, we will explain that we really had no choice in the matter.

We have also requested special permission from our employers to start work late and leave early so that we will not disturb you. We trust that our employers - a non-profit serving all public libraries in the County and a nationwide property management firm - will understand and grant this request. No more early-morning, late-night, or weekend meetings for us - thanks! We will also submit requests to you before scheduling our business trips.

In return, we expect that we will no longer be subjected to your loud, whiney voices (did you know that we can hear all of your conversations?), constant door-slamming, and furniture moving. Would you consider carpeting your ceiling to cut down on the noise? It might also help if you covered all of your walls in cork and communicated via American Sign Language. In addition, as we are having the dogs de-barked, we request that you have your baby's voice box removed so we will not have to hear her cry. Perhaps our vet can work out a 2 for 1 special.

Again, thank you for pointing out the errors of our ways. Before your last note, we had no idea that we had people living below us! We are also aware that you moved to Port Washington from Manhattan and we are sure that the high noise level here must be difficult for you to bear.

Sincerely,
Your Upstairs Neighbors : )

Fred Reviews Books

2007-10-05T18:46:00.000-04:00

A certain head of reference gifted my mommies with a copy of Barkitecture. I must say that it looks awfully yummy - Fred loves to gnaw on coated stock.

It is also just the book for a stylish dog like Fred, the dog who yearns to lounge in a doghouse designed by Frank Lloyd Wright (really!) or The Muttropolitan Opera House. Did you know that Marie Antoinette had a sumptious niche a chien at Versailles? Just a hint, mommies!

Next on Fred's reading list: How to Raise a Jewish Dog.

Public Service Announcement from Newsday and Fred

2007-09-18T08:54:00.000-04:00

SYOSSET: Free vaccinations for pets Saturday
BILL MASON
September 12, 2007

Nassau residents can get free rabies vaccinations for their pets Saturday at the Oyster Bay Animal Shelter in Syosset, the county Health Department said.The vaccinations for dogs, cats and ferrets are offered from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the shelter, 150 Miller Place, Syosset. The law requires dogs, cats and ferrets to be immunized against rabies.

"With 66 rabid raccoons found to date in Nassau County since 2004 ... it is more important than ever to immunize your pets," a department statement said.

For more information, go to the county Web site at www.nassaucountyny.gov/agencies/health/ or call 516-571-2290, or the state Health Department's site at www.health.state.ny.us/diseases/communicable/zoonoses/rabies or call 518-474-3186.

Copyright © 2007, Newsday Inc.

Fred Hearts Grandma

2007-09-17T13:58:00.000-04:00

Grandma says that Fred is a yumptious dog.

It's Late for Fred to Be Up

2007-09-05T22:58:00.001-04:00

Fred isn't usually up this late, but Mama Lizo had a big meeting tonight for work and he really wanted to say hey to her before she (and he) went to sleep. I love the way Mama Lizo spends time with me each evening, stroking my silky ears and calling me her Handsome Boy while we watch reruns of General Hospital or she reads to me.

Mama Carol thinks this is weird.

Zzzzz,

Fred

It's Good to Be the Dog

2007-08-29T17:13:00.001-04:00

Umm, Fred would like 12 million dollars too, please.

Love,

Frederick Helmsley

The Many Names of Fred

2007-08-28T07:38:00.000-04:00

Full Legal Name: Frederick Carter Duboff

Hebrew Name: Eitan Chaim ("strong" and "life")

Backwards Name to Which I Respond Anyway: Derf

Yiddish Name: Derfeleh

Bedroom Name: Mr. Cuddles

Royal Name: Maria Fredericka

Superhero Name: Captain Confused

Don't Ask: Princess Fred

Stripper Name: Candi

A Day in the Life of Fanny

2007-07-27T06:30:00.000-04:00

Hello, this is guest blogger Fanny Duboff. Fred blogged about his day yesterday and many people have asked to learn more about my exciting life. How could I disappoint my many fans? Here you go, darlings:

6 am: Awaken from Beauty Sleep. First rubdown of the day.

6:15 am: Lead yoga class (I am well-known for my downward dog).

6:45 am: Walk my humans. Dictate memo to Bill Gates.

7 am: Refreshing drink of filtered water. Light breakfast of organic, free-range dog kibble.

7:30 am: Humans finally vacate my living space. Settle down for a Power Nap in air-conditioned bliss.

10 am: Work on novel.

1 pm: Lunch with Hillary Clinton, Oprah, The Dalai Lama, and Bono.

2:30 pm: Chess tournament.

4 pm: Watch Oprah's show while I work on my paintings.

5 pm: The first human arrives home. Walk her, then return home for milkbone smoothie and rubdown.

6 pm: Conference call on my plan for peace in the Middle East.

7 pm: Instruct human on dinner preparation as I lie on rug and growl at Frederick.

8 pm: Power nap.

9 pm: Moonlight meditation walk.

10 pm: Time for my Beauty Sleep!

Kisses,

Fanny

A Day in the Life of Fred

2007-07-26T06:30:00.000-04:00

Are you aware of the busy life Fred leads? Let me take you into just one day so you can see how action-packed my schedule can be.

6 am: My Mommies wake up. Fred rolls over, thinks about milkbones and butterflies.

6:30 am: Walk with Mommy and Fanny. Circle and circle and...oh, a bee! Now, what was I doing? I forgot.

Why is Fanny annoyed with me?

7-7:30 am: Drink water. Eat some organic dog food.

7:30 am: Mommies leave for work. Fred hops on bed and naps.

7:30 am-3 pm: Naptime, with occasional water breaks. Wonder when, or if, Mommies will come home.

3:00-5 pm: Fred moves to the living room to watch General Hospital and Oprah. Fred tries to lay on comfy rug. Fanny growls.

5:00 pm: Lizo home! Jump up and down like a dancing bear.

5:15 pm: Walk with Lizo. Visit Willow, the neighboring cairn terrier. Lizo sings to Fred, which helps "move things along."

5:45 pm: Whew, that walk was exhausting! Drink some water, eat some kibble, sleep.

7 pm: It's hamburger night!

7:30-10pm: Nap.

10 pm: Cuddle time with Mama Lizo and bedtime.

What a day!

Fred is out of sorts

2007-07-20T08:00:00.000-04:00

I am having a lot of trouble adjusting to Mommy's new work schedule. I was feeling secure having her home most of the time, and now she leaves in the morning and I don't know if I'll ever see her again.

I think Fanny is feeling it, too. Neither of us has been eating during the day. First off, speaking for myself, I'm a little depressed without Mommy around. Also, who knows when she'll be back to fill up the food bowl with our special organic food, pour some filtered water into Fred's tureen, and sing to me?

Mama Lizo tried to spiff up the living room for us and make us more comfortable during the day by adding a cheerful rug to our living space (picture of cheerful rug is above right). Fanny and I do like it - so much so that we've been arguing over it. Fanny lies down on it, spreads herself out, and growls at me. What's a gentle hound to do?

Sigh,

Fred

Fred is a Travel Buff

2007-07-18T13:30:00.000-04:00

Mama Lizo is going to Seattle in September. Fred wants to go, too. After all, the hotel is Fred-friendly.

BTW, it rained way too much this morning. Lizo left the living room lights on for us, but still, Fred gets scared when there is rain and lightning and thunder. Even Fanny gets scared! If anyone has any tips on how I could be not so scared, please let Fred know.

Love,

Chicken Dog

Fred is Much Less Furry

2007-06-01T19:39:00.000-04:00

Happy Shabbat, y'all. Momma Lizo is being a bad Jew and working tonight over at the 'berry. Fanny is home with me and preparing to light the candles. I'm not allowed to do this because a) I'm male and b) I would probably set my wet little nose on fire. Reminds me of the time our dear departed Archie, the cat son of Momma's aunt and uncle, burned off his whiskers on the Chanukah candles. RIP Archie!

My sister and I had spa treatments yesterday at Unleashed, a way hip dog salon on Main Street. We left feeling cooler and pounds lighter after the fabulous Laura gave us our summer 'dos. At right: a photo of a furrier me that will be featured in Mommy's summer exhibit at the Bellmore Memorial Library. Fred's a star!

Love,

Fred

Wear Your Lifejacket or DIE

2007-05-31T11:03:00.001-04:00

Momma Lizo's little niece created the poster seen above as part of a Safe Boating contest. In case you're having trouble reading it, the text reads "Please boat safety your kids might die. Wear your life jacket."

Happy Memorial Day Weekend From Fred

2007-05-25T18:49:00.001-04:00

Ah, Memorial Day! Time to kick back, beg for hot dogs, and just be Fred.

I'm not sure what my mommies are planning for the weekend, though I heard a rumor that fireworks may be involved. Fred is quite scared of fireworks. They make big noises that hurt Fred's floppy ears! For that matter, Fred is scared of thunderstorms, cats, garbage cans, umbrellas, the downstairs neighbors, and Fred's own shadow.

I think I need to go cower in a corner now.

Best,

Fred

New Food for Fred

2007-05-23T08:25:00.000-04:00

My mommies bought me a new kind of food. It is supposed to help with my allergies. It's yummy!

Yes, Fred is a Natural Choice kind of boy.

Now, if I could just get them to take me to get groomed.

Let My Freddy Go!

2007-04-13T14:40:00.000-04:00

Dear Faithful Readers,

This post is being relayed by Fred via me. He says that his Mama Carol has disciplined him about his recent posts. Specifically, Mama Carol was annoyed by the posts suggesting that 1) she cannot cook and 2) she should cook for Fred.

Mama Carol has told Fred not to blog anymore until he apologizes for his uncomplementary remarks about the woman who "picks up his poo, cleans his ears, and always keeps the water bowl full."

On my part, I must echo our Freddy's assertion that Carol cannot cook. Trust me. If I didn't cook or otherwise procure food for her, the woman would eat Chinese take-out for every meal.

In any case, Fred would like you and his Mama to know that he is most grievously sorry and he did not mean to offend anyone.

As ever,

Lizo

Hint Hint, Mama Carol

2007-04-13T08:20:00.000-04:00

The Poop Pantry

http://www.thepoop.com/pooppantry/

Kurt Vonnegut's Daughter's Dog....

2007-04-12T08:34:00.000-04:00

has his own page on MySpace.

I'm sure he's very upset about his grandfather's passing.

Pet Food Recall

2007-04-06T08:35:00.000-04:00

It makes Fred scared to eat!

http://www.fda.gov/oc/opacom/hottopics/petfood.html

(Did you know that Fred knows how to create a hyperlink?)

Fred Doesn't Want to Get Lost

2007-04-05T15:38:00.000-04:00

Chip us, Mama Carol!
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Lost Dog Found Four Years Later, 1,100 Miles From Home

LEE'S SUMMIT, Missouri (AP) -- A Boston terrier named Mickey who disappeared four years ago from his suburban Kansas City backyard was found in Montana and reunited with his owners this week.

Cher Jarosz and her daughter Kari Mitchell thought they had lost Mickey forever -- until they received a call from an animal shelter last week 1,100 miles away in Billings, Montana.
A microchip on Mickey helped the Billings Animal Shelter return him. (Watch Mickey's happy homecoming )

"Some lady from the public walked in the back door," said Kristal Ward, office manager at the shelter. "She found the dog running up the street. She tossed him to me, and that's how it started."

Ward said she called Avid, a company that makes microchip identification systems, and was given the name of a veterinary clinic in Lee's Summit, Missouri.

"I called that vet clinic because they were the one that should have a record of that chip," Ward said. "I gave them the chip number, and the woman kind of started screaming.

"She goes, 'Oh my God, is that a Boston terrier? Oh my God, it belongs to Kari Mitchell. She used to work here."'

Ward called Mitchell and confirmed that the dog was Mickey, she said.

After she talked to Mitchell, "Her mother called, and they were just beside themselves," Ward said.

The family said he looks different and doesn't remember his name. His teeth show signs of wear and tear.

Only Mickey knows how he wound up in Montana, and that's fine by Mitchell.

"We're happy to have him home," she told KSHB-TV in Kansas City after Mickey caught a flight home. "I just hope whoever was taking care of him, I hope they were just glad he's home."

Fred is Being Harassed

2007-04-05T08:27:00.000-04:00

Fred does not mean this to be a Poison Fred letter, but our new downstairs neighbors are putting Fred over the edge. They have said that Fanny and I make too much noise when we walk (they say "run") through the apartment! Can you believe this? They did not even bother to speak with me and Fanny about this - they just called the landlord. how do they even know it's us? Maybe it's the noise of Mama Lizo walking through the apartment in her annoying high heels. Maybe it's the sound of Mama Carol crunching on her stupid ice cubes.

Ironically, one of our downstairs neighbors is a drummer. He drums everyday and does Fred complain about this? Noooo, he does not.

Did you know that Fred is part Russian?

2007-03-29T15:43:00.000-04:00

Here I am in my groovy Russian hat. I'm telling you, my mommies should get me an agent.

влюбленность,

Fredsky

Fred Also Likes to Sleep

2007-02-26T06:46:00.000-05:00

Fred Likes to Read

2007-02-26T06:43:00.000-05:00

Caleigh took this picture of me the other evening in the drawing room, as I was perusing one of my favorite volumes by the fire in my smoking jacket.

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

2007-02-13T11:01:00.000-05:00

Time for the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, that is.

Westminster Kennel Club

I watched a bit last night. Did you know that Bill Cosby's Dandy Dinmont Terrier, Harry (also known as Ch. Hobergays Fineus Fogg), won the terrier group?

Fred Enjoys a Good Book

2007-02-09T19:49:00.000-05:00

I see that one of the libraries in Nassau is offering kids ages 5-8 the opportunity to read to a dog on Valentine's Day. I love being read to - especially Clifford books - and I think this is a great idea. Do you think they would let me crash their party?

Love,

Encyclofredia Brown

Fred is Clean

2007-01-10T08:00:00.000-05:00

I'm bright and sparkly and sweet-smelling after my recent trip to Unleashed Pet Boutique and Spa in Port Washington. Fanny and I really enjoyed our baths, and they have really cute clothes. They even have clothes in Fred-sizes.

Excuse me while I go check myself out in the mirror. I am such a handsome boy.

With love,

Fred

Everybody's a Critic

2006-12-29T18:56:00.000-05:00

Mama Lizo produced a lovely family calendar this year. Fanny was selected as the cover girl and I was awarded the coveted title of Miss January. Mama tried to include as many family members as possible in the calendar, but still received this message from an irate family member:

Dear Lpizo(sorry about the typo, it's hard to type with paws)

I am quite distressed that photos of your two mangy mutts made the final cut to your 2007 calendar, yet I - a cocker spaniel of pure breed stock - was omitted, only to receive a consolation prize of my birthday printed in your September section. Was this an oversight?, as I cannot imagine how I (pictured above) could not be included! Just look at my features!! Finely pointed snout, perfectly symmetrical tongue, and I can drive!!

Thank you.

Jackson Domino Olesh

From The New York Times - How Cute is This?

2006-12-22T09:38:00.000-05:00

December 22, 2006
Huggable by Children: Replicas of Dogs That Searched 9/11 Ruins

By DAVID W. DUNLAP

Shoppers on the lookout for something new, unusual and uniquely New York will find plush 9/11 search-and-rescue puppies on sale opposite ground zero.

Yes, it is a child’s version of the dogs that were taken to the ruins of the World Trade Center after Sept. 11, 2001, to search for survivors. And human remains.

The 8-inch-tall doe-eyed puppies, which cost $11.95, wear blue T-shirts with two offset squares symbolizing the voids left by the twin towers. That logo — in essence, the World Trade Center brand — also appears on human-size T-shirts, polo shirts, baseball caps and coffee mugs for sale in the Tribute Center at 120 Liberty Street. The proceeds help pay the center’s operating costs.

The private, nonprofit Tribute Center, which opened in September, is the first and only visitors’ center at ground zero. With evocative galleries and guided tours, it stresses “person to person history.”

Or, in the case of the stuffed animals, “puppy to person history.”

Lynn Tierney, the president of the center, witnessed those desperate days after the attack firsthand as a deputy fire commissioner. She makes no apology for casting them in terms a child might understand.

“Those of us who were there understand the impact that the presence of these dogs had,” she said. “Their job is noble and necessary. Their handlers are extraordinary people. This is a way of paying tribute to them.”

The center’s twin-footprint logo was designed, pro bono, by Peter Arnell, the chairman and chief creative officer of the Arnell Group, a marketing company. He said it satisfied the visitors who wished to commemorate their trip to ground zero, and also promoted the center.

“We’re trying to bring a lot of good and honorable attention to something we believe everyone should go visit,” Mr. Arnell said, “because it’s a piece of a very well-thought-through representation of this horrible tragedy.”

About 1,000 people visit the center daily, Ms. Tierney said, and closer to 2,000 a day on weekends. Because of the disturbing nature of some displays, the center does not recommend taking young children.

“Grandparents and parents would come up to us afterwards,” she said, “and say: ‘We’re so moved. Is there anything here that would help me start a dialogue with my children or grandchildren about 9/11?’ ”

The puppies were a response to that demand, she said, and arrived about two weeks ago. “They’re really popular,” Ms. Tierney said. “People recognize immediately that we’re paying homage to a critical part of the story.”

In fact, she said, her 7-year-old niece in Sturbridge, Mass., is getting a puppy for Christmas. (Publishing this information, she added, would not spoil the girl’s surprise because she did not read The New York Times.)

Fred Wishes You a Happy Holiday Season

2006-12-20T10:09:00.000-05:00

Peace on earth, good Fred to all!

One Family, One Pup

2006-11-09T07:30:00.000-05:00

This comes to us courtesy of the Associated Press and CNN. Fred is very upset - this brings out the puppy activist in him.

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BEIJING, China (AP) -- First it was one child. Now authorities say Beijing families will be allowed only one dog.

The restriction is part of efforts to stamp out rabies, state media said. It follows a campaign in August in which thousands of dogs were killed in order to fight the disease.

China's capital will institute a "one dog" policy for each household in nine areas, the official Xinhua News Agency said Wednesday.

"Only one pet dog is allowed per household in the zones, and dangerous and large dogs will be banned. Anyone keeping an unlicensed dog will face prosecution," Xinhua said.

It said rabies killed 318 people nationwide in September.

Rabies is on the rise in China, with 2,651 reported deaths from the disease in 2004, the last year for which data were available.

Only 3 percent of China's dogs are vaccinated against rabies, which attacks the nervous system and can be fatal.

China has limited most urban couples to one child and those in the countryside to two since the 1970s in an effort to limit population growth and ease the strain on resources.

The dog limit was announced by Beijing police and the city agencies for agriculture and commerce, Xinhua said.

A notice on the police department's Web site did not refer to a "one dog" policy but said a clampdown on stray and large dogs would be implemented.

It called on dog owners to "create a harmonious society and be a civilized dog raiser."

Harmonious society is the term for President Hu Jintao's campaign to share the gains of China's rapid economic growth more fairly across all levels of society.

Authorities prompted an outcry in July and August when they launched several mass-slaughters of dogs to curb outbreaks of rabies.

In one county in the southwestern province of Yunnan where three people had died of rabies, authorities killed 50,000 dogs, many of them beaten to death in front of their owners.

Many people also supported the move, saying it was the only way to contain the disease.

Fred is Bald

2006-11-06T06:43:00.000-05:00

Mama Lizo, see what happens when you're not home? How is Fred supposed to go outside like this? I'll have to wait for the spring thaw.

Donations of hats and little fleecy sweaters would be appreciated.

Halloween

2006-10-31T22:17:00.000-05:00

I miss you, Mama Lizo! Why are you away at a conference on Halloween?

This holiday scares me. My mamas try to dress me up in weird clothes and all of these scary little people ring the bell and take my candy.

It's Official

2006-10-24T06:15:00.000-04:00

Uncle Bob really does own New York.

Photo to right by Mama Lizo, as seen on the New York City subway, 2nd Avenue stop (F/V line).

There is no joy in Fredville

2006-10-23T14:54:00.000-04:00

mighty Carlos has struck out.

Photo above by Mama Lizo: Fans wave goodbye to their World Series dream. They also wave goodbye to the thousands of dollars they have spent on tickets, hot dogs, Mets clothing, and parking.

Everybody clap your paws!

2006-10-18T19:50:00.000-04:00

Think positive Met thoughts, everyone!

If Fred were a baseball player, he would most definitely be a catcher. Catching is what Fred does best. Well, catching and sniffing. And sleeping. And drinking water.

Problem is, when Fred catches something, he tends to run away with it.

Love and home runs,

Fred

Fred has been busy

2006-10-13T19:54:00.000-04:00

I've received some comments that I haven't been writing enough lately. While I sympathize with your thirst for all things Fred, please remember that I am a busy dog. What with watching the post-season Met games (Mets rule!), drinking water, and napping, I've been up to my ears in Fredtivity.

Oh, one exciting thing did happen recently. My mama has a new set of wheels - a black Honda CRV. It has a sunroof and everything. I can't wait. Can't you just picture it - Fred in the CRV, sticking my head out, enjoying the breeze?

Love always,

Fred

This makes Fred feel better

2006-09-21T11:19:00.000-04:00

Lawmakers urge pet aid in disasters

Associated Press
September 21, 2006

WASHINGTON -- In a bill sent to President Bush on Wednesday, Congress called for emergency preparedness plans that include helping individuals and families with pets.

People saw images of anguished pet owners asked to abandon their animals to gain shelter or be rescued in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.

Rep. Dennis Kucinich, an Ohio Democrat who has two beagles and a cocker spaniel, said the bill is about "compassion and the recognition of the importance of compassion in the life of this nation."

The bill calls for state and local emergency preparedness plans to make provisions for families with pets and individuals with service animals.

It grants the Federal Emergency Management Agency the authority to help state and local governments develop emergency and evacuation plans that take pets and service animals into account.

It also authorizes some federal financial help for states establishing emergency shelters for people and their pets.The Senate passed the bill in August.
Copyright 2006 Newsday Inc.

Fred Likes Souvenirs

2006-09-14T07:57:00.000-04:00

Fred has heard a rumor that one of his mommies with the initials M.L. has purchased yummy souvenirs for him during her business trip to Albany. Okay, okay, Fred will share with Fanny.

Don't go, Mommy!

2006-09-11T10:47:00.000-04:00

Mommy Lizo is going away on a business trip today. She'll be gone until Friday. I wish she wouldn't go, especially since Mama Carol isn't feeling well.

Mommy Lizo takes us out for our afternoon walk and gives us milkbones and sings to me. I will miss her while she's away in silly Albany.

I love you, Mommy Lizo.

Love,

Fred

Fred Likes Babies (Sometimes)

2006-09-06T11:08:00.000-04:00

Look, Suri Cruise really exists! Here's her first picture from Vanity Fair.

Ah, I remember the first time my pictures were printed in Cosmopuplitan, when I was a wee pup. It's a special time.

Anyway, sometimes Fred likes babies, and sometimes they make Fred so nervous that he must run from their groping hands and hide in the bedroom. The little ones are especially fond of pulling on Freddy's ears.

Fred Hates Being Wet

2006-09-05T18:53:00.000-04:00

Why do you make it rain, mommy? Why? WHY?

Mommy makes the rain, you know.

To the left, a (very wet) photo of my handsome self.

Fred Loves the Mets

2006-08-31T19:19:00.000-04:00

Fred has entered the "Met Your Pet" contest.
If he wins, his mommies will get tickets to a Mets game and you'll see a giant picture of our favorite hound mix on DiamondVision.

Freddy just loved dressing up in his Met hat and Lizo's glasses for these pictures, can't you tell?

Yea, Fred!

Audra & Zoe at Sesame Place on 8/16

2006-08-25T19:08:00.000-04:00

This one's for Mama Carol

Love, Fred

PS: Can we go to Sesame Place, too?

Fred's Burning Question About Pluto Answered

2006-08-25T17:51:00.000-04:00

Courtesy of Jesse McKinley and The New York Times:

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Sure enough, some people also asked the existential questions that the cosmos typically inspires. Why did this happen? What does it mean? And, of course, how does this affect Mickey Mouse’s dog?

Soon after the announcement from the astronomical union, Disney executives were peppered with questions about whether Pluto’s planetary status would affect Mickey’s sidekick. The answer was no.

“He’s taking the news in stride,” said Lisa Haines, a spokeswoman for Walt Disney Parks and Resorts.
Even at Disney, though, it seemed that people were distancing the cosmic outcast.

“Pluto was not necessarily named after Pluto the planet,” Ms. Haines said. “We’ve got absolutely nothing on record that even draws a connection between the two. And we’re certainly not changing Pluto’s name.”

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Fred hopes he won't get sued by the Disney Megalith for posting that cute pic of Pluto.

Fred Hearts Olivia

2006-08-25T07:06:00.000-04:00

She's a 3 month old maltepoo.

Great Woof Lodge

2006-08-24T06:47:00.000-04:00

Breaking news...this is where we are going on Thanksgiving Weekend to celebrate 13 years of the Miracle of Caleigh:

Great Woof Lodge

What, Mommy? It's Great WOLF Lodge? Puppies aren't allowed? That's not fair!

Fred likes water parks, especially indoor water parks that he can enjoy even when it is chilly outside.

It Gives Fred Pawse

2006-08-23T14:26:00.000-04:00

My Dear Anonymous,

I heard through the Wrigley's gumline that you are home with a sore foot. Fred does not have feet, but I do have paws, and I know what it's like when I get something stuck in them. Ouch!

I hope that you are already feeling better, darling Anonymous. Rest up, watch some Ellen, and know that I am thinking of you.

Ever yours,

Frederick

PS: You could never scare me, I promise.

Fred's Pet Peeves

2006-08-16T12:59:00.000-04:00

My Lovely Anonymous,

Yes, even pets can have pet peeves! Here are some of mine:

The vacuum cleaner
People who leave gum wrappers all over the place
Empty water bowls
Deli meats
People who chew on ice in a loud and annoying manner when other people and pets are trying to sleep
Itchy ears
Short people who try to take pictures of Fred when Fred is sleeping
People who don't leave room for Fred on the couch or on the bed

These are just a few of the things that make Fred fume. And yes, that is a photo of my handsome self in the top right corner.

Love always,

Your Freddy

Hello out there?

2006-08-14T14:53:00.000-04:00

Dear Anonymous,

Where are you? I miss you.

Fondly,

Fred

A Dog Park Kinda Weekend

2006-08-11T17:53:00.000-04:00

Dearest Anonymous,

It seems we have established a type of correspondence, as it were. How lovely. Fred likes making friends.

It's funny you should mention the dog park, because Mama Carol has been seriously remiss in this regard. I can't even remember the last time Fanny and I played in the dog park. It's the most wonderful feeling, Anonymous - no leashes, ears blowing in the breeze....life doesn't get any better.

There is a group of dogs who get together in the park by our house each night, and they are all allowed off-leash, but noooo, not us. Mama Carol can be pretty strict (who knew). We only get to be off leash in the basketball court or (allegedly) in the dog park, THOUGH WE HAVEN'T BEEN THERE IN FOREVER, MAMA.

Okay, Fred will calm down. [Breathe deeply]

Anyway, I think Fanny and I are going to the groomer on Saturday. I love the groomer. I always enjoy getting a puppy pedicure and a little massage. Ahhh. And on Sunday, the baby comes home from camp.

Have a great weekend, Anonymous!

Love and Kisses,

F. Carter Duboff

Fred has fans!

2006-08-11T08:30:00.000-04:00

Dear Anonymous,

Thank you sooooo much for writing a comment. I really appreciate that. Sometimes I'm not sure that anyone is out there reading my blog.

If you want more good readin', try Mama Lizo's Blog:

The Disorganized Librarian

I tried to drive the Puppy Bus up to Westchester yesterday to rescue my mom, but I got lost and turned back home. I thought I was supposed to drive to Rye Bread, NY, but Mommy said it was just Rye. Oh well. I was bummed because I thought there would be some rye bread for Fred upon my arrival. Apparently there is only rye.

Love and Bully Stix,

Fred

All aboard the Puppy Bus!

2006-08-10T15:50:00.000-04:00

I'm driving as fast as I can, mom!

Love,

Fred

Mommy is out Golfing

2006-08-09T09:25:00.000-04:00

Mama Carol left this morning for a golf trip. It's part of her job, she says. She is also going to discuss a book called From Good to Great. Well, all they really need to do is ask Fred about being great, no?

I wish I could go golfing, too. I would catch the balls, but I don't think I would bring them back.

Mama Lizo, Fanny, and I are going to have a great time tonight while Mommy is away on her trip. We're not going to watch ANY movies about English people. We're going to have a dog movie fiesta - Lassie Come Home, Benji, Old Yeller, etc. We might watch the Mets, too - Fred likes baseball.

Okay, so I don't write much

2006-08-04T13:47:00.000-04:00

I've been getting some flak lately due to the lack of posts. I would like to remind you that FRED DOES NOT HAVE THUMBS. Okay? I'm just doing my best over here.

I have to go to my photo session now.

Later,

Fred

Home Cookin'

2006-06-16T08:27:00.000-04:00

I'm Fred and I like home cooking.

Sadly, the supply of Mama Lizo's home cooked chicken and rice has dried up.

Fanny and I are thinking of circulating a petition to restore the home cooking.

Okay, it was Fanny's idea.

Fanny is on the mend

2006-06-13T08:11:00.000-04:00

I'm Fred and I have a sick family member.

My sister Fanny hasn't been feeling well. We're not sure if it's from the lamb chop bone she scarfed down on Friday or something she ate in the park. Mama Lizo took her to the nice lady vet yesterday - I went along for the ride, too. I love the car. The nice lady vet put a thermometer in Fanny's butt and took x-rays and gave Fanny two shots - one shot to help her stop pooping and throwing up and one shot of an antibiosomething (I'm not clear on this). She also took some of Fanny's blood for some tests, and gave Mama Lizo some pills for Fanny to take for a few days.

Last night, all Fanny could have were ice cubes. Mama Lizo also cooked up some lovely roast chicken and rice, which she and Mama Carol are only giving to Fanny. I don't see why I can't have some. I mean, the special Beneful stews I'm getting as a consolation prize are okay and all, but I love chicken and rice.

That picture on the right isn't Fanny, BTW, but it sort of looks like her. Fanny is bigger.

Well, I'm glad that Fanny is on the mend.

Mabel

2006-05-18T09:38:00.000-04:00

I'm Fred, and I'm scared of tiny kittens.

This is the newest, most temporary addition to our family. Her name is Mabel. She was found on a subway platform. Why must we take her in? She's tiny and fuzzy and meowy.

Well, okay, this isn't actually a picture of Mabel, but it looks an awful lot like her. There are lots of pictures of yucky little kittens on the Web.

Mama Lizo, please don't do this to me. Please bring home one of those new Benefit gourmet meals to help offset the shock.

An Online Degree for Fred?

2006-05-16T16:19:00.000-04:00

Dude, someone commented to my blog and invited me to pursue an online degree. I know I'm getting pretty good with the crayons and I can even write my name, kind of, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a PhD.

I'm Fred, and I'm modest.

Fanny, on the other hand....

Happy to Be Home

2006-05-05T12:45:00.000-04:00

Hello, I'm Fred and I'm a homebody.

I am soooo happy to finally be home in our beautiful, freshly painted pre-war apartment. I have my water bowl and my bed and my bully stix and my soap operas.

Please don't make me go to Dog Camp again, Mom.

Love,

Freddy D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!

2006-04-07T18:21:00.000-04:00

I love you, Mama Carol. I hope you have the very happiest of birthdays tomorrow. And if you can't finish all the food at your birthday dinner, don't worry - I'll be waiting at home to help you!

From one Spring Baby to Another,
Your Freddie

New member of our family

2006-03-31T15:14:00.000-05:00

His name is Joseph Barry. I haven't had a chance to get in a sniff yet.

I love you, Mom

2006-03-31T15:13:00.000-05:00

Love,

Your Fred

Fred is Thoughtful

2006-03-13T18:47:00.000-05:00

I'm not sure that Mama Carol reads my blog. That makes me a little sad. Sniff, Fred

CHICKEN!!!

2006-03-13T18:45:00.000-05:00

It's chicken night, dudes. I'm psyched. Ciao, Frederico

I'm too sexy for my ears

2006-03-13T09:26:00.000-05:00

Look at me - I'm such a handsome boy! Much better looking than Catherine Zeta Pug, I might add.

Love,

Fred

Olives

2006-03-10T17:05:00.000-05:00

Last night, Mama Lizo dropped an olive on the floor and I picked it up. It was one of those little green ones with the red stuff inside. First, I wasn't sure what to do with it, but she encouraged me to try it.

Fanny didn't get an olive.

I think I like olives.

Keeping Hope Alive

2006-03-10T11:19:00.000-05:00

It's been four days. Catherine Zeta Pug is still away on business. I am hopeful that she will never return.

Stretched out on the bed, I remain

F. Carter Duboff
Hound Extraordinaire

Grrr

2006-03-09T09:20:00.000-05:00

I hate Catherine Zeta Pug.

Maria Ferdinand Carolina

2005-03-22T10:36:00.000-05:00

Fred here. We have a new addition to our family and I'm not sure how I feel about it. His name is Maria Ferdinand Carolina, but mom just calls him Ferdinand. He is a goldfish. You'd think a slimy little fish couldn't possibly compete with a furry, loveable dog, but mom seems to like him a lot. Luckily, she's decided to keep him at work, so I won't have to look at his bulging fishy eyes or hear her cooing at him. Blah.

My Friend Peanut

2005-02-08T08:47:00.000-05:00

I know, I know...it's been a while since I posted to my blawg. Well, I think this blawg is quite an accomplishment for a dog of very little brain and no opposable thumbs!

So, my friend Peanut the Pug was on Pet Star last night. Peanut did a great job of training his owner, Larry, and did a bunch of neat tricks, but unfortunately they did not win. That honor went to a "singing" bird and her trainer. My moms are convinced that the witch is a ventriloquist.

I really enjoy kicking back with a bully stick,a bowl of water, and perhaps my stuffed cat and just enjoying Animal Planet. It's a great way to relax after a hard day of being Fred.

Peace out - Fred

Fredilicious Fridays

2004-10-15T08:00:00.000-04:00

Hey there. I'm Fred, and I like Fridays. My mommies are going to the zoo tomorrow. Did you hear that they have a new tiger thing at the zoo?

I love Fred!

2004-10-14T12:34:00.000-04:00

Hi Fred,

I am proud to say that I am a big fan of Fred and I look forward to learning more about him and his view of the world. There is a rumor going around that he has been reincarnated in canine form as a reward for good deeds performed in a past life.

Brava Fred!

Fredfan

Fred's Politics

2004-10-13T21:53:00.000-04:00

Hey there. I'm Fred, and I'm politically savvy. Are you watching the last debate right now? I am. I recommend that you check out the issues that matter to those in our inner circle:

Billionaires for Bush - My billionaire name is Rich N. Gettenrichafast. What's yours?

GeorgeW.Bush.org - All the latest news from the Bush campaign.

Can someone help me get down from the couch? I'm scared.

Fred here

2004-10-13T12:23:00.000-04:00

Hey there. I'm Fred, and I have two mommies. One mommy knows everything about insurance, the history of the English monarchy, and the Mets, while my other mommy provides sound advice about fashion and books.

We're still trying to find a focus for my dlog (a dog's blog - get it?), but it is sure to be eclectic.

More later. Peace out.